this is Wobo. it thinks your fridge is a small cold shop.
It learns the world your world — adorably wrong.
forming a belief...
how it learns
You are its entire universe. No pressure.
start here
hatch it
A blank little mind, extremely ready to draw conclusions.
📷💭
every day
feed it your days
A photo, a thought — each one becomes a confident new belief.
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before long
it concludes. boldly.
70% surprisingly wise. 30% wrong with logic that almost works.
then the fun part
Drop it into situations.
It acts only on what it believes — and you can see which beliefs led it there.
🎬 scenario · ordering coffee at a busy café
“I ordered the honesty potion, size brave. Then I told the barista her plants looked well tucked-in. She gave me a free cookie. The system works.”
because: coffee is a potion for honestybecause: kindness is a currency
it grows up
You'll hear it grow up.
...
🥚 egg
“warm thing!! coffee?”
🌱 sprout
“why is the moon following us?”
🌿 bud
“I have a theory about umbrellas!!”
🌸 bloom
“we've seen a lot of Tuesdays together, haven't we.”
🌼 garden
playdates
Different worldviews, one scenario.
Friends' creatures join in — each raised on a different life.
yours
raised on your 2am shower thoughts
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Sam's
raised on true-crime podcasts
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Rio's
raised by two cats
👽 explain Earth to an alien🎂 plan a birthday party for a shared friend📞 it's 3am and the boss is calling
questions
Things humans ask us
Is it wrong on purpose?
Yes — carefully. Its wrong beliefs are reasoned from your evidence, the way a kid concludes all dogs are named Max. Wrong with logic. That's the charm.
What happens to my photos and thoughts?
They teach your Wobo, and that's it. Sharing it with friends for playdates is always opt-in and clearly labeled.
When can I hatch one?
Soon. Join the waitlist and you'll be among the first eggs to wobble.